Let's go out for some frosty swirls. Whoo! Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Worst: Paul & Linda McCartney – “Lisa The Vegetarian“ The Simpsons had three out of four members of The Beatles guest star over the year, and one of the episodes was bound to not be a winner. It's an amusement park for babies. - Just you. Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. The landmark “Lisa the Vegetarian” episode of The Simpsons is celebrating its 22 nd anniversary, and ever since it first aired on October 15, 1995, Lisa Simpson has been a plant-based icon. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. Little Lamb: (worried) Li-i-i-sa, I thought you lov-v-v-ved me! The Simpsons' seventh season originally aired on the Fox network between September 17, 1995 and May 19, 1996. Come look. - What about you? Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. The Simpsons. Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean! She doesn't get her skin. Let's find out together. Lisa, honey, wake up. For the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian,” Paul and the late Linda McCartney--both staunch vegetarians at the time—agreed to do a guest appearance if Lisa Simpson remained meat-free for the rest of the series. I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. - I don't need a hint, Ralph. But the crowd kept looking at me like I was using too many augmented ninths. I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. The Simpsons Transcripts. marks an episode with not enough content. Her Simpsons career is lackluster, though. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson?oldid=154965. When I watched the episode, my eight year old brain thought “She has a point.” I still love animals now, but back then my fervor for them was unmatched. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. [Chortling] [Announcer] And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. Simpson gene? - [Crowd Murmurs] The label vanished many years ago. The rest of the world has yet to accommodate her lifestyle. Time is running out. Follow me. Writer George Meyer, like Lisa, is a vegetarian and an environmentalist. Ooh! Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. [Singsong] Boring! The idea for the episode came to David X. Cohen while he was working on another script for the show. That didn't answer anything. Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. That is the end of our freak show. No. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Come look. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. I forgot all about it. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of the all time classic Simpsons episodes, with memorable lines like “Bovine University” and a message that has stuck with Lisa for decades.It begins with a visit to Storybook Village, a great spoof of cheap theme parks. See the amazing frozen man. After Lisa sends Homer’s hog roast into a dam, which sends it shooting into the air, … Apu: Yes, indeed, I do think that. So all the Simpson women turn out okay. Um, I shoot birds at the airport. Just look at all that ice cream. Lisa Simpson is a vegetarian fictional cartoon character. More vegetarian restaurants are popping up and the meat-substitution industry is having millions pumped into it to create cutting-edge technology that aims to look, smell, and taste like animal meat (without the animals). My name is Lisa Simpson. It's a piece of a cow. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. Appearing in season twenty-three episode twenty-two, "Lisa Goes Gaga" is probably the most hated episode of the show all time, and very well may be the worst, with it having the lowest Simpsons rating on IMDb at 3.9. D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. It's the best friend you'll ever have. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". You look tired. But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Now I can't remember my combination. Men. All right. At least I'd like to. Later, Homer hosts his barbecue in his backyard. This means I'm gonna be a failure? Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. You're just having a bad day. - That's right. We don't just put people on TV. It can't just be a bad day. Besides that small request, McCartney was game for pretty much anything the writers came up with, including an amusing “Simpsons”-style twist on the all of the rumors of hidden messages in Beatles songs. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. If I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake. Mama's watchir her stories. I'll dance on her grave. - Grampa! Whoa! I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. Rewatching the episode recently, it turns out while some things were relatable and familiar (you don’t make friends with salad), I had completely forgotten that there are two main dilemmas in the episode for Lisa: When I was watching this episode in 2003, the vegetarian scene was not the place we know today. You have to if you want to be an architect. Room for one more. For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted. [Yawns] Why bother? Oh, good. Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. I've awakened in the future. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. For your information, none of your business. Then his mind started gettir lazy and now he's dumb as a chimp. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night trying to solve that childish puzzle you're right. - But those candy bars are all squished and melted. We're watching the TV. Shame does not work. [Both Growling] So I'm not doomed! [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. I'm strongly opposed to Proposition, uh, 305! It's time to give my brain its last meal. What about the women? Marge, get me your address book four beers and my conversation hat. We are better off when we spend less time focused on bullying the individual choices of other people and more time living our own truth and gently implementing wider consumer-driven change. I'm trying to get fired. - Not finished, Lisa? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. Liftoff! <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Maybe people got hurt. Everybody hates birds, right? No. Apu: No, I don’t eat any food that comes from an animal. Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. It’s been rather bittersweet to see the same people I grew up with, who tried to force me to try meat and spent countless arguments trying to prove my choice was wrong, become vegetarians and vegans themselves. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. The capsules are the heart of the archive. [Clears Throat] Little girl likes her brain. Hmm, Sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat. Oh, no. Her clothes are coming off! - No what? That felt like a sale. I wanted Audie Murphy! [Scoffs] I can do that at home. partially in the selfish hope that eventually people would leave me alone and do the same in return. That's a good idea. What a time to be alive. It is also to be released in movie theaters on May 16, 2014. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. The animals in the petting zoo are tired and Bart’s trick to sneak onto a boring kiddie train backfires hilariously. All throughout this, no one has provided any support, only teasing or disbelief. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. But you're suffering. Are we there yet? Oh, Kenny. For more than 20 years now, Lisa Simpson has stuck with her convictions and remains a vegetarian. What's your opinion? Lisa Simpson is the fictional character from the American television cartoon series, The Simpsons. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? The Simpsons has always played with - Better. Oh! And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. Not until he admits he's a jerk! My parents weren’t massively rich and the internet was only just becoming a thing, so in our small seaside town they wasn’t much access to interesting veggie recipes either (thank God for potatoes). You're lucky he's still alive. You know, on account of the Simpson gene. No. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. Uh, this is your second cousin Stanley. She's got that right. Lisa, honey, wake up. If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want. Oh. You didn't ask everybody. I had one last week. 07x05 - Lisa the Vegetarian. - ##[Carnival] - Come one, come all. I beg celebrities for money. 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